Unknown at Tuesday, November 30, 2010
I learned something about myself yesterday; I don't answer my phone
when Love Is A Battlefield comes on the radio.
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Unknown at Tuesday, November 30, 2010
Welcome to Zombo com!
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Unknown at Monday, November 29, 2010
Chapter 1 of my autobiography will be titled "Dear Diary".
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Unknown at Tuesday, November 23, 2010
Everyone's got toothpaste down the demons.
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Unknown at Sunday, November 21, 2010
I'm tired of driving, how much are chauffeurs?
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Unknown at Thursday, November 18, 2010
Damn water resistant shirts and their non-absorbing properties with all the
getting my sticky notes wet...
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Unknown at Wednesday, November 10, 2010
Ninjas are anti-social.
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Unknown at Sunday, November 07, 2010
Rock, paper or scissors?
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Unknown at Sunday, November 07, 2010
Drink napalm or pins and needles in you eye?
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Unknown at Sunday, November 07, 2010
You know that second when you're flying down the road and the light turns
yellow and you have to decide whether to slam on your breaks or stomp on the
gas? What if at the very second, you shit your pants? What would happen?
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Unknown at Saturday, November 06, 2010
I'm working 13th Gate tonight. Hell yea! Who needs their voice for the
next two days anyway?
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Unknown at Friday, November 05, 2010
Remember, remember, the 5th of November.
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Unknown at Monday, November 01, 2010
Hell yes to both.
http://ping.fm/pK6Ww
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