Unknown at Thursday, December 31, 2009
Who that is? That's just my baby daddy. - http://ping.fm/xLBBO
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Unknown at Thursday, December 31, 2009
Are you kidding me?! Sean Connery doesn't have a Twitter account?! What a sad existence this world has become. Goodbye cruel world!
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Unknown at Thursday, December 31, 2009
I've got a big bag of NTFS for your FAT32...
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Unknown at Tuesday, December 29, 2009
I don't think you're ready for this jelly.
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Unknown at Tuesday, December 29, 2009
I don't think you're ready for this jelly.

Sent from my iPhone
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Unknown at Tuesday, December 29, 2009
I'm on a Mac Mother F'er don't you ever forget! (spoof of I'm on a Boat) - http://ping.fm/UY8NR
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Unknown at Saturday, December 26, 2009
Alright dammit, who ate all the toilet paper again?!
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Unknown at Friday, December 25, 2009
Season premier of SNL; Megan Fox hosting and U2 playing. I know what I won't be watching...
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Unknown at Friday, December 25, 2009
Who the hell gave Jimmy Fallon a late night talk show? Somebody should die for this, and I don't mean Martha Stewart this time.
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Unknown at Friday, December 25, 2009
Thai food for Christmas, yum!
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Unknown at Thursday, December 24, 2009
What is that smell and why is grandma's gift leaking?...
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Unknown at Thursday, December 24, 2009
nd effing around. The End.
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Unknown at Thursday, December 24, 2009
Twas the eve before Christmas and all through Walmart, no shoppers were stirring only the damn stockers leaving shit in the isles, not doing there jobs a
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Unknown at Thursday, December 24, 2009
Anyone else at Walmart at 5:00am on Christmas Eve?!
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Unknown at Monday, December 21, 2009
Wearing a Santa hat at night while walking your dog doesn't make you any more reflective.
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Unknown at Monday, December 21, 2009
Racist computer?! - http://ping.fm/4cJLs
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Unknown at Saturday, December 12, 2009
Damn it feels good to be a gangsta!
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Unknown at Wednesday, December 09, 2009
While having a discussion the question came up; Do prostitutes run holiday specials, sales or give-a-ways? Thoughts?
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Unknown at Tuesday, December 08, 2009
Dear 30 Seconds To Mars, I went to buy your CD today. Some people don't want a random person's face on an album and enjoy real album art.
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Unknown at Tuesday, December 08, 2009
Dear 30 Seconds To Mars, I went to buy your CD today at Best Buy. FYI: A Large shirt isn't "one size fits all". No album only option?...
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Unknown at Monday, December 07, 2009
Dear iPhone, please stop asking which Wifi network I want to connect to while I'm going 70 on the interstate. Thanks.
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Unknown at Monday, December 07, 2009
30 Seconds To Friggin' Mars!!!
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Unknown at Tuesday, December 01, 2009
Evanna: "Is it wrong to want to eat a kitten?"
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Unknown at Tuesday, December 01, 2009
I wonder if the dietary/fruit/produce market sees a noticeable spike in sales around the 1st of the year? I know gym memberships spike then.
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