Unknown at Sunday, October 31, 2010
Dear ex-Myspace users, I braved the site last night for signs of life.
It's still crap, so no need to venture back.
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Unknown at Saturday, October 30, 2010
There's two sides to every story, 3 or more if your schizophrenic.
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Unknown at Friday, October 29, 2010
Terrible way to find out someone you knew is dead: through someone you
don't know's FB profile pictures.
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Unknown at Thursday, October 28, 2010
I hear banjos...
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Unknown at Thursday, October 28, 2010
I'm confused as to why no one has shot Sarah Jessica Parker in the face yet.
Tori Spelling, David Arquette and Martha Stewart need a couple buckshots in
the face too. Any volunteers?
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Unknown at Wednesday, October 27, 2010
Two very large lists of Social Media Podcasts. - http://bit.ly/cwWPJC /
http://bit.ly/bq3lTI
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Unknown at Tuesday, October 26, 2010
Grrrr! People driving vans that pull out in front of you should be
shot in the face several times to be made examples of for those of us
that can move with the flow of traffic without getting in anyone's way
or slowing anyone down. Right in the face. I know that was a run-on
sentence. Would some commas make you happy? ,,,,, There. Jerk.
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Unknown at Sunday, October 24, 2010
I have a theory that I need data for; What's everyone's first and
second favorite colors (in that order) and birthday?
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Unknown at Saturday, October 23, 2010
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
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Unknown at Thursday, October 21, 2010
http://ping.fm/L07Up Great example of how Social Media works.
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Unknown at Wednesday, October 20, 2010
Being pissed off is better than being pissed on.
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Unknown at Tuesday, October 19, 2010
I'm becoming a pro at changing clothes in my car. I'm almost ready nationals.
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Unknown at Tuesday, October 19, 2010
Scented Ink, for all your printing needs! Mmmmm Hot Dog scented business
cards. - http://ping.fm/lov6E
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Unknown at Tuesday, October 19, 2010
I got caught by a train on my way to work. It's ganna be a good day!
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Unknown at Tuesday, October 19, 2010
Fact: Running shoes are not comfortable for driving long distances.
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Unknown at Tuesday, October 19, 2010
MTV is playing music videos again! But it's 7am so... never mind.
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Unknown at Monday, October 18, 2010
Do prostitutes and pimps have a union? What about group insurance? 401K plan?
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Unknown at Sunday, October 17, 2010
I want GPS devices installed on my socks. Or a dryer that doesn't come
from a country where socks are a delicacy.
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Unknown at Friday, October 15, 2010
There's not enough time in the day and the weekends are too short!
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Unknown at Tuesday, October 12, 2010
Microsoft Outlook Exchange is garbage. It alerts me it's not working only
when I need to do something with it. I can only assume it's also "not
working" while I'm not using it, or the process it takes double clicking on
the icon to bring up the program is just too much for the program to handle.
Don't even get me started on the search functionality... What does everyone
else use for a desktop email client? (windows)
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Unknown at Sunday, October 10, 2010
Give a scenario of pirates/Vikings pillaging in today's times.
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Unknown at Saturday, October 09, 2010
I want an adult sized Sit N Spin.
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Unknown at Friday, October 08, 2010
You just dropped your cellphone in the toilet. Now what?
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Unknown at Monday, October 04, 2010
I could never be your woman.
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Unknown at Monday, October 04, 2010
Females: Have you ever pee'd in a urinal? Males: ever bidet'd?
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Unknown at Saturday, October 02, 2010
http://ping.fm/dT2GM
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Unknown at Friday, October 01, 2010
is updating his status message.
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